Sure, we may be in a serious business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at ourselves now and then (especially if you’re laughing WITH us). We combed the net for the best insurance jokes out there, and we found plenty for you to spout off around the water cooler this week — just don’t laugh at us TOO hard.
One day, an American insurance company received a letter from a lady saying that unfortunately they have to cancel her husband’s life insurance policy. ‘We always paid it in time,” she wrote, “but since my dear husband’s sudden death last year we have had some financial hardship so we’ll not be able to pay it anymore.”
An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o’clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump. The underwriter says, “I’ll bet you fifty bucks he doesn’t jump.”
The actuary says, “I’ll take that bet.” A few minutes later the guy jumps. As the underwriter reaches for his wallet, the actuary says, “Never mind. It’s not fair. I saw it on the six o’clock news.”
The underwriter responds, “So did I, but I just didn’t think it would happen twice.”
Three Men in a Car
An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
Amy and Jeff
Jeff’s farm was destroyed by a tornado. His wife Amy called their insurance agent and said, “The farm was insured for $200,000 and we want the money.”
“I’m sorry Amy, but it doesn’t work that way. We will determine the value of your farm and get you a new one that is worth about the same,” the agent said.
Amy paused and replied, “Well, in that case, I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
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